★How to ask for a breast pump through the medium of mime.

★What to do if you find an old man wearing only underpants standing in your flat.

★How to cope with baby fuelled, sleep deprived delirium. 

★What to do if you unexpectedly become the poster boy for anti-breastfeeding extremists. 

★How to accidentally buy horse sausages.

★How to help an angry dwarf cross a road. 

★How to have your toes looked at by an anus specialist. 

★How not to stare at a breastfeeding stranger. 

These are just a few of the great quandaries of life that are tackled head on in my new book, The Budanest. A hilarious and heartwarming true tale of a man (ie me!) who muddles clumsily through everyday life, suddenly having to cope after finding himself living in Budapest on the eve of his fortieth and with the ominous shadow of first time fatherhood looming large.

GO AND BUY IT OR I WILL RELEASE YOU IN TO THE WILD AND HUNT YOU FOR SPORT!